So UPS let me down recently. Shocking, eh? There’s always a first time! I probably shouldn’t have expected much in the way of customer service from a company whose emblem sports both colours in the scatological rainbow.

Wanted to originally phrase this with the names of the colours. Might work with a different delivery. For example, “I probably shouldn’t have expected much in the way of customer service from a custom whose emblem sports brown and yellow. That’s right, both colours in the scatological rainbow.”