Archaeologists recently discovered 81 ancient colonies in the Amazon. They admit that they probably could have found them quicker, but like so many of us, they’re still on the fence about Amazon Prime.
This was originally written on March 29th and slated for the end of May. I just want that on the record, because it’s a very easy joke to make on a topical subject, so it’s highly likely somebody’s going to beat me to it with that schedule delay. Just want it on the record — I came up with this independently.