So here’s why I’m never going to get married. In this day and age, I feel that it’s just plain wrong for me to have the right to get married, when so many folks who happen to be gay don’t have that right. I mean, we’re supposed to be a progressive society. So yeah, I feel that it’s only just that while this circumstance exists, I myself am not going to get married.

And when gay people the world over are finally able to get married… I guess I’m going to have to find another reason.