This is a picture of Larry Jennings. If you don’t know Larry, he was a well-regarded card magician. Looking at the guy, I can’t help but think that underneath all that girth was a handsome, slender, and potential award-winning dove manipulator…

…and I bet he was delicious.

Sigh… Not going to lie, but this was pretty much directly taken from a joke I read online in a different context, about an overweight MMA fighter and a potential welterweight champion. Another big difference between magic and comedy is that this would probably never be seen as theft in the magic world, but for comedy…?