Netflix’s Stranger Things had a pretty good reception this year, and it got renewed for another season. I heard they’re having some trouble casting for season three. Now, Netflix also produces House of Cards, so if Stranger Things is looking for a creepy monster to chase those teenage boys around, it should be easy for them to bring in Kevin Spacey.

(Insert Rimshot here.)

One of many New Year’s Resolutions this year is to write 52 jokes, in an effort to improve my comedy writing. I often have a bad habit of bloviating, and stand-up comedy requires much tighter, more disciplined writing (or so I’ve been told, anyway) so I’m hoping to have 52 decently-crafted jokes by year end.